Diamonds are a girls best friend, so what are guys best friend?

Hardware of course.
These can be from the range of audio, car, camera, video and of course computer.

My sins?
1. Computer
2. Camera?

Here is my pathetic setup, lack of vitamin M as what people always say.
1. Dell laptop E1505
2. Acer 437T, almost breaking down
3. Dns323, 2x300gb, running transmission, rsync, podget
4. Canon 300D, 580ex, 28-135, 50
5. dlink dir 655
6. used to have a buffalo running on ddwrt which i loved.